This made me happy:
Spouse(s) Ryan Howard (Husband)
Spouse(s) Kelly Kapoor (Wife)
I'm sure it'll change again in a week or so, (it had them listed as boyfriend/girlfriend the last time I looked awhile back) but it should be documented as it is - in this moment - to always remember. Husband & Wife.
EDIT: And now they are "Ex-Husband" and "Ex-Wife," but considering that they are still dating, I can live with that. For now.