Kelly: [Dwight listening in his ear piece] Ryan, I have to ask you a personal question. Do you think that I should get a Fedora?
Ryan: Ahh, I don't think so, no...
Kelly: Well, I think I'd look really hot in one. Where'd you get your fedora?
Ryan: I'd rather not say.
Kelly: I think I'm gonna get the same fedora as you.
Erin: Hi Dwight!
Dwight: [Dwight storms through the break room listening to Kelly and Ryan in his ear piece] Shh!
Ryan: [Ryan and Kelly talking] ...it should go with the persona you already have.
Kelly: Well, I think I have that persona.
Dwight: Where did you get that mallard?
Kelly: What the hell is a mallard?
Kelly: Oh, Professor Damien D. Duck, Jim gave him to me.
Dwight: Okay, I gave that to him that as a gift, I'm taking that back.
Kelly: If you take it back, I'll scream.
Dwight: [sighs heavily] I'll give you five bucks for it.
Ryan: Deal. [pays Ryan and takes the mallard back]
Kelly: [to Ryan] You're so cool.
Ryan: This reminds me, you owe me three bucks for gas.
Ryan: Quick question.
Ryan: Are you scared?
Michael: Never. About what? A little-- what are you talking--
Ryan: We heard about the punch.
Michael: What punch?
Kelly: Pam. She's going to punch the crap out of your face after work.
Michael: I'm pretty sure we said slap.
Kelly: No, it's a punch and Pam has that crazy pregnancy strength now.
Ryan: I'm getting concerned that you don't seem to understand what's going to happen. Do you?
Michael: I-- mmm-- I'm good.
Ryan: alright. See you there.